They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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