Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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