Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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