I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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