You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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