This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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