god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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