i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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