I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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