ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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