i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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