hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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