My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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