so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
why do cheetos always look like penises
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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