Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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