i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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