Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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