i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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