At least make sure they are 18
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I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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