btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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