So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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