We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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