Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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