Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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