Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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