these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Dick very happy bro
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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