And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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