At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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