6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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