Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
My vagina is very pro this idea
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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