If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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