If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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