I've blown a few things in my day
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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