We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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