ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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