im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Bring me that man meat
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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