You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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