If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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