hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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