why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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