Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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