I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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