Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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