Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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