This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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