you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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