Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
i out mim tonsoeep
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