I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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