So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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