Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
