i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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