East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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