Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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