your thong is hanging out like whoa
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Randomize
