when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
If I die, sorry about rent.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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