D3 body, D1 cock
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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