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dude do u know what u did last night?

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do i wanna know???

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you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...

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(309): dude do u know what u did last night? (1-309): do i wanna know??? (309): you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room... http://tfl.nu/9b63

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(505): View more from New Mexico

No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens

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(505): No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens http://tfl.nu/a8dq

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(407): View more from Florida

Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.

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(407): Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go. http://tfl.nu/d64s

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.

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(403): Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it. http://tfl.nu/0g8l

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(903): View more from Texas

Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay

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(903): Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay http://tfl.nu/z5xx

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on

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(814): I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on http://tfl.nu/jkd3

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(703): View more from Virginia

You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.

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(703): You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's. http://tfl.nu/9isl

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(518): View more from New York

I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.

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(518): I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how. http://tfl.nu/ue8l

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(516): View more from New York

Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar

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(516): Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar http://tfl.nu/xg4s

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(908): View more from New Jersey

This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.

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(908): This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar. http://tfl.nu/pvsf

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(302): View more from Delaware

Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio

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(302): Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio http://tfl.nu/5lxt

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(410): View more from Maryland

Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.

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Um, OK. WTF?

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The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.

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(410): Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy. (1-410): Um, OK. WTF? (410): The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times. http://tfl.nu/4f6p

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(817): View more from Texas

Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina

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(817): Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina http://tfl.nu/3njj

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(775): View more from Nevada

If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.

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(775): If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs. http://tfl.nu/o8sz

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(951): View more from California

I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card

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(951): I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card http://tfl.nu/akau

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