you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
