can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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